Gintama 319

Chapter 319 Z~~

by Bomber D Rufi
(Side text- Creeping shadows..!!)
GINTAMA
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Guy: Sarutobi Ayame, I presume?
It appears that I have found you…
Sacchan: Someone was raised with no manners, wasn’t he?
You sit back and watch a girl cry her heart out, and don’t offer any kindness? What kind of man are you?
Guy: When a tender woman should cry, I’ll softly dry her tears one by one.
That is how I do things.
Sacchan: I see….quite the gentleman.
Then lets see what you’ll do…

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Sacchan: When that same woman turns to kill you!!
Guy: Let me wipe them away for you…
Tears…
And overflowing blood…
Shimatsuya Sarutobi Ayame…
The Shimatsuya group has found itself without a need for you anymore. As such, your judgment has been handed down.

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Guy: We will slaughter you,
And take your head as punishment.
(Side text- Resistance is futile!!)
GINTAMA
SORACHI HIDEAKI
Lesson 319: Z~~
(Side text- The finale of the Shitenou arc is here! Volume 35 of the manga hits stores on Wednesday!!)
Guy: There’s no point in complaining or struggling.
You should know well that if we’re here, your time among the living has ended.
If you have any last words, we will take them to heart and honor your wishes.
Is there anything you have to say?
Sacchan: Can I have a moment….
To put on my glasses?

004
Gintoki: Lately, the manga industry has been full of suck.
Jump’s been selling fine though, in fact it’s been doing better than fine.
Jump is the final pillar of fortitude in a world without manga morals.
Hattori: That’s jump for ya, when I’m a place where I can’t talk too loud, it calms me down.
See, it’s not jumps fault if a manga isn’t up to snuff, it’s all about the contents of the series themselves nowadays.
Manga used to be a thing for kids to enjoy…
But now it’s pretty much everywhere, from cell phones to internet….there’s all kinds of competition out there.
Gintoki: Don’t screw around. In the end, it’s all the same stuff right?
Jump is just one of those things that guys have to check out you know? They may pass by it, but that’s cause they’re bungee jumping or just being polite.
Hattori: Maybe that’s how things are in our era, but people are bunyging past the point of no return…
Gintoki: Shut up, you don’t know anything. The problem with people nowadays is the fact that you CAN get manga on the internet and on the phone. What are you? MaguOs-chan?!
Hattori: Quit screwing around, and use the ‘chan’ properly! It’s MaguOsu-chanchan!!
Gintoki: It doesn’t matter the scenario, if a manga is interesting people will buy it!
If people with no life experience like YOU start making manga that’s when the whole industry goes to hell!!
Hattori: What?! You saying I can’t hack it?!
Gintoki: Any halfwit knows that it’s the fans AND the author that make a good manga!!
You might have your fancy words and ideals, but what it comes down to is cold hard cash!! Screw the manga of yesteryear, the industry has money!!
Hattori: The times have changed! We’ve evolved from sitting crosslegged in a room to read our manga!
Guys like you fear change don’t ya? Whatsamatter gramps? Too scared of the internet and cellphone to actually move your ass to see whats there?! I’ll tell you, there’s plenty of great manga to be discovered if you actually look for it!!

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Nurse: SHUTUUUUP!!!
Silence in the hospital is golden!
Shinpachi: What are you two doing?
If you don’t quiet down, you won’t be bungee jumping, but free falling.
Gintoki: Shut yer noise hole.
How’s she doing in there?
Shinpachi: She seems to be stable now….

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Hattori: That idiot…
I told her she’d wind up dead if she didn’t watch herself..
Shinpachi: Why did Sacchan-san get beat up like this?
Hattori: It’s cause of these.
She stupidly hung on these things, even though it only brought her trouble…
Cause of that, the ‘workers’ came to rub her out.
It’s safe to say that if she weren’t so hung up on those specs, she wouldn’t be in this situation.
She was pretty close to death when I found her..
Although she was bleeding from places I’ve never even seen before, she made sure the glasses stayed pristine.
Gintoki: …….
She’s hung up on these things that badly?
Man, talk about stupid.
Hattori: I doubt it’s the glasses she cares about, but the dude who handed them to her.
In any case, there’s no place for her in the Oniwaban now.
As soon as they figure out that she’s not pushing up daisies…
You can be sure that those guys will be back to finish the job.

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Hattori: And with the way she is now, there’s nothing that will stop them.
Although, even at one-hundred percent, there’s nothing she can do anyway.
In any case, if she were to wear these,
She could at least go out as herself.
Well, my job here is done. See you guys.
Kagura: Wait wart ninja! You would not leave Sacchan alone like this, yes?
Hattori: Listen, us ninjas don’t do the buddy-buddy stuff like you samurai do.
If you guys don’t want to get caught in the crossfire, get away from her now.
Besides, I’m sure she wouldn’t want you to get hurt.
…….
Sacchan: oory…
So---ory.

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Sacchan: You gave me this Gin-san…
And I wanted to treasure it…
But I broke…our promise…
So-r-ry..
I’m…
Sorry..
Kagura: Sacchan…
(Sfx- Goshi goshi *whiff whiff*)
(Sfx- Suttu *tp*)

009
Gintoki: You don’t need to see anything…
It’s fine to be blinded for now..
‘Cause the next time you open your eyes….
Everything will be crystal clear.
Shinpachi: Gin-san..
Gintoki: I guess I just gotta do what I gotta do…
After all, I’m the one who broke her old glasses.
The assassins of assassins, killers for hire….
Best watch out, cause the Yorozuya are comin’ for you.

010
{Theme of the workers.}
(TN- Apparently this is a parody of this song: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dn6_sLf_WE#)
(Sfx- Parara paraparapapa *dodododododo~doooo)
(Sfx- Parapa parparpaa *dodododo~*)
(Sfx- Dekedekiinnn *dadaaa*)
(Sfx- Dedekdekdedkeen *dadadadadooo*)
(Sfx- Dededekiiin *dadadada*)
(Sfx- Dekedekekedke *Dadadadododoo*)
(Sfx- Parararara pararararaa *dodododododooo*)
(Sfx- Zatsu *swiff*)
(Sfx- Parararariparapa *dododododododa*)

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(Sfx- Parariaparara *dodododo*)
(Sfx- Para~pararara *dodododo*)
(Sfx- Pararara paripara *dododododooobiedo*)
(Sfx- Gororororo *spnnnnn*)
(Sfx- Paariripaparararara *dododododododooo*)
(Sfx- Pa~rirararara *dodododo*)
(Sfx- Parirararara~ *doobbiedoo*)
(Sfx- Parararararara *dododododooobdo*)
(Sfx- Gachaatsu *catcha*)
(Sfx- Parararararara *dododododo*)
(Sfx- Pararara *dodo*)
(Sfx- Parira *dooobdo*)
(Sfx- Parirararira *dodooodoo*)

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(Sfx- Dededeenn *dadadada*)
(Sfx- Shakiiin *sheeeen*)
(Sfx- Dadededkeken deeen *dadadadadodoooo*)
Hattori: DID YOU BREAK INTO MY HOUSE TO DO THIISSSSSSSSSSS?!
(Sfx- Gotsu *thop*)
(Sfx- Shuutsu *sssh*)
Gintoki: Gbah!
Hattori: You snuck into my house in the middle of the night and are stylishly preparing food?!
Why?! What are you doing this for?!
More like, turn off the damn worker’s theme! It’s just friggin annoying!!
(Sfx- Paraparirpara~ *dodooododobe*)

013
Hattori: Now, what the hell is going on?! Seriously! What do you guys want?
(Handwritten- I don’t have a single friggin clue!)
Gintoki: We were uh… a little hungry, and wanted to fix a midnight snack.
It’s no big deal, really.
Hattori: IT IS A BIG DEAL WHEN YOU’RE IN MY HOUSE, USING MY EGGS AND MY HAM!! MORE LIKE, THAT’S MY FRIED RIIIIICE!!!
Kagura: No worries. We will make some for you.
Hattori: THAT DOESN’T BOTHER ME IN THE LEAST!!
Listen, I know you idiots didn’t break into my house to make food, so tell me what…
(Sfx- Dododooon *thoood*)
Hattori: Huh? Wait…
Gintoki: Hey there Sadaharu! Put her there so she can sleep, boy.
Hattori: Wh…
YOU BROUGHT SARUTOBI WITH YOUUUUUU?!
Shinpachi: Sacchan-san is being hunted by those assassin guys right?
So, it’s safe to assume that the hospital isn’t a safe place for her to be. At least here, we can watch over her!
Hattori: Oh? Is that all? Well, I guess that makes a whole lot of sense, not like anyone is coming here, so she can get some rest and….
WHHY HEEEEEEEEEERE?!
ARE YOU SAYING IT’S OKAY IF I GET WRAPPED UP IN THIS MESS?!
Gintoki: C’mon, It’ll be all over in a flash. We’ll just kill those guys before they can kill us.
Hattori: Are you TRYING to turn my house into a graveyard?!

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Hattori: I’m dead serious, you guys need to get the hell out of here!! I don’t want any trouble!
I have issues with the sight of blood! Especially when it’s mine!! Besides, cleanliness is next to godliness!!
(Handwritten- And what are you eating?)
(Sfx- Mogu mogu *chew chew*)
Kagura: You are at an age where being alone is strange. A man who is too strict is not well liked by women.
A woman likes her man to be able to make a mess here and there.
(Sfx- Buru buru *shiver shiver*)
Hattori: THAT MESS IS TOO HUGE!! I’M GOING TO HAVE PESTILENCE SWARMS IN THIS ROOM BEFORE LONG!!
Shinpachi: We should really be looking for a place to hide Sacchan-san, Gin-san. Let me have a look around…
How about under the floorboards?
(Sfx- Zuaaaa *fwisssh*)
Hattori: WAAAAITT! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Gintoki: Nah, how about the celing?
(Sfx- Don don *cr—crasssh*)
Hattori: HEEEEY!! IF YOU DON’T CUT THAT OUT, I’LL ASSASINATE YOU FIRST!!
Kagura: Here is good, yes?
(Sfx- Beki beki *crack crack*)
Hattori: STOOOOOP!!! I GET IT! OKAY, I’LL HELP!! JUST STOPPIT!!
Fine then! I’ll lend you idiots a hand!!
Just please, PLEASE quit wrecking my house!!

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Hattori: Come in, come in…please answer..
This is Hattori.
I’m currently in the airspace above Sarutobi.
Gintoki: No problems here.
Shinpachi: It sure is hot under here though…
Sadaharu: Woof!!
Kagura: I am fine here.
Hattori: Listen, the enemies this time are ninja who make a living out of killing.
You guys have to be ready to protect Sarutobi if things get too hairy.
Our plan is simple. When they come in for the kill, we swoop in and pick ‘em off./
Do you guys get it?

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Hattori: Sarutobi’s resting near the entrance, which is pretty much defenseless.
However those guys won’t come that way, since it’s the easiest place to set a trap.
They’re going to find a detour for sure.
That’s why we’ve got ourselves strategically placed, to keep Sarutobi in, and them out.
(Top- Sadaharu, left- Kagura Center- Sarutobi, Down arrow- Shinpachi, Up Arrow- Hattori, Right- Gintoki.)
Hattori: This way, if they do manage to sneak in, we can pounce on them from all four corners, like the rats that they are.
If you notice anything strange, contact the others immediately.
As long as we don’t do anything sudden and keep in touch with one another we should be okay.
Remember not to let your guards down.
This mansion is our fortress, and we won’t let them invade us.
Shinpachi: Roger!
Sadaharu: Woof!
Gintoki: Whatever.
Kagura: Zzz…
Hattori: Geez, why do I always have to do things like…
Wait…wait a minute…
Just now, I heard someone go ‘Z~’.
I’m pretty sure that one of you is ‘Z’ing in dream land.
Hey, this is exactly what we DON’T need to happen.
One person falls asleep, and our whole fortress will come crashing down.

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Shinpachi: Roger!
Sadaharu: Woof!
Kagura: Zzzzz
???: Dododon donki donki…
Gintoki: Crap!
Hattori: THE HELL?! ONE OF YOU IS AT DON QUIOTE!!
(TN- Don Quiote is a Japanese retail chain in the vein of K-Mart or Target in the States.)
Hattori: QUIT FRICKIN SCREWING AROUND!! ONE IS ASLEEP, AND THE OTHER IS AT THE STORE!! ARE YOU GUYS JUST TAKING ME FOR GRANTED THEN?!
WHAT’LL HAPPEN IF THOSE GUYS COME HERE RIGHT NOW?! GET YER ASSES BACK HERE IMMEDIATELY!!
Shinpachi: Roger!
Sadaharu: Woof!
Kagura: Zzzzzz..
Gintoki: Hey Shinpachi, help me with Kagura, will ya?
Hattori: SO YOU’RE ALLL THERE?!?
More like, why is the person who’s asleep at Don Quiote too?!
Why did you guys make a supermarket run without me?! Not like I want to go anyway….
Wait! Wait!
Hey could you guys grab me some Borginol while you’re there?! I ran out!
Suppository type, okay? Are you guys listening?
Hello? If you’re there, say something!
Shinpachi: Zzzz..
Sadaharu: Zzzz
Gintoki: Zzz
Kagura: Zzzz
Hattori: FOR GOD’S SAAAAAKE!!!

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Hattori: FAKE SLEEPING?! QUIT YOUR LYYYYING DAMMIT!!!
EVEN THE DOG IS IN ON IT! THE DOOOOG!!!
I quit! If you guys aren’t going to take this seriously, I’m done!
You guys can handle this on your own!!
{A presence…}
{I can feel someone else’s presence…}
{Two on the roof.}
{And in the hall…}
{Two more..}
{And the yard…}
(Sfx- Zatsu *swff*)

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Guy: I can smell them…
There are more people here than before…
I knew it..
Gathering help won’t change anything though…
Don’t think you can escape the punishers…
This time, we won’t leave until all of you have taken your last breaths…
{Th…}
{They’re here…!!}
{What the blue hell are you doing thereeeee!?}
Gintoki: Um…do you guys have Borginol?
{Get back here, staaaaaaat!!}
(Side text- Weak eyes are evil eyes!!)
GINTAMA LESSON 319……END.